And of all the things I ever had to grade, the following one is the absolute all-time winner:
As the professor explained in class, Sonnet CXCI by Lope de Vega demonstrates that women are just like people.
I especially love this gem of an idea being attributed to me. What I like even more is that this was written by a woman.
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Non sequitur and tautology: People are people. Women are a subset of people. Apparently that’s a radical notion.
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can’t tell the difference between them and people, utterly indistinguishable, i knew there was still a need for philosophy somehow
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Great student! 🙂
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Hi Nina. Are you feeling better? I’ve been worried!
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Not to worry. Long since recovered. Am now two-thirds of the way through a blogged account of my mother’s girlhood in early twentieth-century Vilna and Baku — and no one could tackle that without feeling better! But thank you for being so thoughtful. It’s very sweet of you…. 🙂
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This sounds fascinating! I’ve fallen behind on my blog reading but now I’m back and I’m looking forward to reading your posts!
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To lighten the angst, read the three frivolous ones that precede it, too. 🙂 🙂
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“demonstrates that women are just like people”
Which is why it is necessary to pay careful attention in order to not confuse the two!
A personal favorite o fmine (not my student, but a colleague’s and paraphrasing slightly)
“The tragedy of the 20th century is the failure of nations to come to an agreement which results in the deaths of untold millions of people”
It’s not like they haven’t tried….
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