Very Serious People 

At the JFK protests – good, crucial protests – some people are holding signs saying “Open borders.”

It’s the extreme childishness of so many in the opposition that’s worrisome. Pink hats, open borders, join the resistance – none of this can stand up to a group of very serious people who very seriously are shredding the remains of the nation-state. 

In order to quash opposition, these very serious people are coopting some of the nation-state’s rhetoric (protect the borders, America first). Of course, the part where national governments guarantee the welfare of the people is lost in the border-related noise. The goal here is to push the opposition into the untenable situation of simultaneously defending and dismantling the nation-state. And it’s going to work because the opposition is taking a piecemeal approach of combating each issue separately instead of coming up with a grand narrative of what it wants to achieve. 

The important thing to remember is that the real enemy here is not some clueless doofus who has been duped into relinquishing welfare protections in exchange for a comforting lie that Trump likes tacos and will battle scary Mexicans. The enemy is a group of very serious people who are carrying out a corporate takeover of national and state governments with the goal of dismsntling them and removing this last barrier to liquid capital. 

Low Budget Midlife Crisis 

I’m having a midlife crisis. 

So I went and bought a frozen pizza. 

I’m going to die, I thought, and what, I will not have even tried a frozen pizza in my whole life?

I have no idea why frozen pizza, of all things. I maybe eat pizza twice a year, if that. Not because I have anything against it but because it never occurs to me. 

Frozen pizza is something that I associate with being a completely different kind of person. Not different in a bad way. Simply different. 

Book Notes: Tayeb Salih’s Season of Migration to the North 

Season of Migration to the North by the Sudanese writer Tayeb Salih is considered by many to be the greatest Arab novel of the twentieth century. And I’m not surprised because it’s a truly outstanding work of art. 

Many of those who are unfamiliar with postcolonial literature think it’s all about evil colonizers and their pathetic, miserable victims. Nothing could be further from the truth. These works of fiction are never one-dimensional or superficial. 

Salih’s novel is short but it gives so much material for analysis that one can spend years discussing it and still not run out of questions and observations. 

I’ve started out this year by reading a few books of dubious quality and I’m glad I finally found such an unforgettable novel.

Validation

Needing to have your gastronomical choices validated by rich people is sad and kind of pathetic.

Music Lesson

Klara had her very first music lesson today! It was lots of fun even though the lesson included parents singing and I’m absolutely the worst singer on the planet. At the lesson, teacher and parents sang to the babies, babies rattled instruments and drummed and got massages to the sounds of songs.

The only weird thing – and this is something I have been noticing at the daycare, too – parents tend to be very tense. There are waves of tension coming from them and I don’t know why. You smile at one, and they look as alarmed as if you tried to steal their baby. Not even in the MLA job interview ballroom did I feel this amount tension emanating from people.

Protesting Through Gluttony

Some people are protesting Trump by stuffing their faces with ultra-luxurious meals. They have managed to convince themselves that the ultra-rich Trump who has spent his life eating precisely this kind of food will be mortally wounded by their culinary indulgence:

Trump, since long before he was even a presidential candidate, has been attempting to hijack our idea of taste. He wants us to think that overpriced steaks, private jets, and golden toilets are the key to happiness. He wants us to love things for their price, not their value. I think it’s pretty clear that he wants all of this because he wants us to envy him, to dream of living his luxurious life.

I hope it’s clear that I detest this kind of self-involved, obnoxious pricks. Want to eat, so eat. Don’t try to make your indulgence into some sort of an act of political courage. 

Be the Change

I wish people stopped putting the same hackneyed quotes in their email signatures. At least 5 people this week emailed me with “Be the change you want to see in the world.” And it’s a beautiful idea, or it used to be until people rode it to death in every darn email. Now I shudder whenever I see it.

People, be the change I want to see in the world, change your email signature.

Evo’s Brood

The fellow from Bolivia on my Facebook who’s been leaving brilliantly satiric anti-Trump posts turned out to be a pro-Trumper who’s been writing his “Oh, Trump, your genius knows no bounds” posts completely in earnest.

Evo messed with their heads bigly.

Serves Them Right

Pence is delivering a triumphant speech at an anti-choice rally in DC. I do feel a bit of Schadenfreude, to be honest. It’s what citizens wanted, so let them get a full measure of it.

Postcolonial Literature

Postcolonial literature is the best. It’s so ambiguous and complex that it’s impossible not to love it.

I’m planning to team-teach a course with our Palestinian professor who wants to place a lot of postcolonial literature on the list. And that makes me very happy.