We are living in a weird reality. How is it possible that a drug-addled psychotic nudist and hemp jewelry maker who lives with a Russian hippie lady managed to get access to the residence of the US House Speaker and beat her husband with a hammer? Do the Pelosis have no security guards?
Of all the weird news stories, I’d say this is the most out there one.
And how is it possible that “a drug-addled psychotic nudist and hemp jewelry maker who lives with a Russian hippie lady ” is being passed off as a right-winger?
Very soon after details began emerging I immediately suspected a gay escort and/or drug deal gone wrong…. no other explanation has any kind of surface validity…. or am I missing something?
You are not missing anything: that’s exactly how it went. To imagine that someone may so easily have breached what must obviously be one of the most heavily securitised if not fortified residences in the whole United States is so absurd that it defies belief. Unless the powers that be really think that most American people are unbelievably gullible, which is probably true.
…But yeah, if while you are perusing Floridaman headlines, you happen to run across some about our former Democratic gubernatorial candidate Mr. Gillum, those will help even more to put things in a reasonable perspective.
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Yeah, I was wondering about this. How the heck did this guy break in? I’m very curious about this.
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I hope the security footage will be released soon.
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No way he broke in. Paul Pelosi let him in (prostitution?), and drug fueled psychosis led to things ending as they did.
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The (ex) wife is a whole story of her own, though maybe not a relevant one. Seems to have a penchant for middle school age boys.
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If you wanna throw in all the semi-hemi-quasi-relevant stuff, about 1/3 of the pictures I’ve see of the dude are a group photo of him and a bunch of other people under a blanket, where he’s got an 8yo boy in his lap.
Which is not proof of anything at all. But I have an 8yo boy, and he would never in a million years sit in anyone’s lap. Not even his parents’. Too dignified. That’s for babies. So it strikes a weird note.
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Oh, one more possibility: this was all planned as part of an “October surprise” but they bungled the execution.
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That’d explain the “manifesto”. But you’d think they could at least find a patsy who wasn’t some kind of nudist hippie protester? I mean… this is the internet age where absolutely anybody can track that down.
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