We, the academics, like to think of ourselves as progressive and engaged but we are really not, especially when compared to other people who are doing a lot more.
For instance, did you know that there are professional associations for entrepreneurs that do so much for their members that the MLA (the professional organization of modern language and literature profs) should be put to eternal shame?
One such organization, for instance, helps businesses to progress to new stages of their development. Businesses that bill under a million dollars per year are assigned mentors. These mentors are ultra-successful businesspeople who are constantly there to help the beginners, coach them, offer advice, reassurance, and simply talk. Just imagine what it would mean for you as a beginning prpfessional to have a superstar in your field constantly being available for help and advice.
After the mentored entrepreneur progresses and grosses a million in a year, she or he is assigned to a small group of peers who become the constant and very close network of support. These groups go to resorts together, meet once a month and discuss their professional and even personal issues.
There are conferences, seminars, opportunities to socialize. The association is very invested into promoting women entrepreneurs.
And now ask yourself what the MLA or the AHA or whatever you professional association has done for you lately except charging exorbitant membership fees. Do you even know superstar academics (OK, Jonathan Mayhew is an exception) who give a rat’s ass about sharing their expertise on how to get where they did?
In the meanwhile, crowds of extremely successful and rich businesspeople dedicate time and energy to helping their younger colleagues just because they love their profession and dig talking about it.
I’m telling you, people, when I become a superstar in my field, I will totally do something like this. I will find 3 or 4 promising female academics and mentor them. There is Skype, there will be other things by the time when I do make it, so distance is not an issue. And to hell with the MLA.