At the pediatrician’s, there are three large posters explaining how great COVID vaccines are. And we had to wait for 40 minutes to be seen. Since Klara now reads, there was nothing I could do to prevent her from reading the posters. And then there were 35 joyous minutes of answering the questions of “Why does it say there are people who don’t want these vaccines if they are so good? Am I getting one? Why not? It says here they are great for kids. Did you get one? Did Daddy? Why not? It says they don’t interfere with fertility. What’s fertility? Is Daddy not getting the vaccine because he doesn’t want another baby? Because he loves me so much? What’s a spike protein? It says here the vaccine trains your body to develop its own spike proteins. Is that a good thing? Do I have spike proteins?” By the time the pediatrician showed up, I was ready to spike-protein him into the infinity.