My mother called me on the phone yesterday.
“A tornado is coming,” I told her. “We are sheltering in the basement. It’s moving towards the Amazon warehouse.”
“That Amazon warehouse is your local Chornobaivka,” my mother quipped calmly.
Chornobaivka is a place in Ukraine where Russians have gotten their military equipment routinely destroyed as they mass it in the exact same spot. It’s happened almost two dozen times so far.