Obama comes to a bank and tries to withdraw some money.
“Can I see your ID?” the teller asks.
“I left it at home,” Obama says. “But I’m President Obama, don’t you recognize me?”
“I’m sorry,” the teller says. “Could you demonstrate some skill that would prove you are Obama?”
“Like what?” the President asks.
“Well, the other day Tiger Woods came by and he hit a golf ball straight into a small wine glass. Then Pelé came by and he put a soccer ball straight into a garbage bin on the other side of the road.”
“OK, I have no idea what to do in this situation,” Obama says.
“Oh, President Obama!” the teller exclaims. “So good to see you! Do you prefer twenties or one hundred dollar bills?”
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I still fail to be convinced — perhaps Obama should attempt to tell a George Bush joke and fail at it in order to be deemed adequately incompetent. 🙂
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There are no jokes about Bush, just true stories that are funny as hell. I keep biting my tongue not to share them in class because my students barely remember him if at all
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Reblogged this on EVERY DAY and commented:
Perfect!
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A Russian Joke about Russia:
http://marko19511.livejournal.com/1238908.html
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Funny 🙂
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