When you are 18, you party, drink, and make merry all night long, and in the morning feel like you spent the night sleeping peacefully in your bed.

When you are 30, you party, drink, and make merry all night long, and in the morning feel like you spent the night partying, drinking, and making merry.

When you are 36, you sleep peacefully in your bed all night long, and in the morning feel like you spent the night partying, drinking, and making merry.

Happy New Year’s, everybody!