It really does take a social worker not to realize you need a thermos.

A great victory for. . . something identity-related:

It took them 60 years but Kleenex is finally renaming their “Mansize” tissues after getting customer complaints. The facial-tissues-formerly-known-as-Mansize will now be branded “Extra Large.”

Whew, what a relief. We are truly free of oppression now.

Somebody please tell me that people on the right used to refer to Obama’s tweets as an atrocity. I can accept being part of a group of idiots but only if it’s not the only one.

After two years, the Mueller investigation found what I told you from the start it was going to find: absolutely nothing whatsoever. Apparently, Mueller himself can’t wait to get shot of the whole mess and go have a real investigation of something real.

There was no collusion, folks. Putin promoted Bernie and Trump because he wanted chaos in US politics. In 2020 he will support the most loonie-tunes opponent of Trump’s. And there won’t be any collusion then, either.

Well, at least the whole debacle boosted Maddow’s ratings.

P.S. I recommend Mike’s great post on how far Putinomania goes among the excitable fringe. The exact same people who adamantly refused to notice when Putin invaded Ukrainian are now inventing utterly ridiculous feats of superhuman evilness and ascribe them to Putin.