One of the very first things my niece Klubnikis learned to say was, “Keep your hands to yourself!”

My new name is “Wow, you look like you are ready to pop!” because this is how people invariably address me these days.

Forget about the message this inarticulate creature is trying to transmit and concentrate on the complete linguistic impotence of these badly constructed sentences:

There do have to be laws to protect some secrets. I think if you’ve got the, you know, the plans on how to make a nuclear bomb that is a state secret. If you give that to the enemy, that is being treasonous,” said the Senator from Kentucky, “Even if you reveal it, you just have to have laws against that. What Manning did was just willy-nilly, just released millions of pages of things and I think some people have said there is potentially some harm from that. You know individual agents that could have been killed or put at risk from this. So there is a problem with that. So I just can’t support that.

And this is a person some people consider to be a politician? “I think some people have said there is potentially some harm from that”? He is basing his position on what he thinks some unidentified “people” might have said could potentially cause something vaguely harmful to somebody mysterious? “Millions of pages of things”?

What a creep.