Get Your Diagnosis

There’s this old Spanish joke where a doctor tells a patient, “OK, remember, no meat, no fish, no shellfish, no eggs, no milk, no fruit, no veg, no ham, no cheese, got it?”

The patient, terrified, asks, “God, doctor, what do I have??”

“A shitty government,” the doctor replies.

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