Thank you, dear reader from Pensacola who came by the blog and recommended good local restaurants. We followed your advice and found this really good seafood that had not been messed with in any unhealthy way.

N wanted to share my oysters but I told them they look like female sex organs and he didn’t want them any longer.

I look a little constipated on this photo but this is what always happens whenever I try to look intelligent.

The trademark drink of this area is called voodoo juice. It is a mix of several different kinds of rum and it’s served in these enormous buckets:

It tastes surprisingly well, actually.

So I decided to glance at my blog roll to see what is going on in the world. And discovered the following:

1. Everybody is optimistic about the default but cannot explain why.

2. Pogroms fueled by ethnic tensions started in Russia.

3. Four-year-olds are being trained to do multiple choice tests in New York which traumatized them (and with good reason).

4. A man in Alabama is paying good money to import Jewish families into his tiny town.

5. Somebody wrote a post essentially saying that I’m stupid without a slightest provocation on my part.

Please inform me when the news cycle gets better because for now I see no reason to go back to it.