Good Touching and Bad Touching

Is it true that Trump touched Putin’s shoulder at the summit? The Russian media are reporting it with so much jouissance that I begin to suspect they are trying to invest the occasion with erotic undertones. It’s like, did he touch him or did he touch him up?

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3 thoughts on “Good Touching and Bad Touching”

  1. “did he touch him or did he touch him up?”

    They shook hands and Trump put his left hand on Putin’s shoulder. But since Putin is such a midget, Trump had to touch him down.

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  2. “Trump had to touch him down”

    Sounds like a dominance move given that Pootey Poot is apparently sensitive about his dimunitive stature, kind of like Vova letting his dog out around Merkel.

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